Chasing waterfalls
Joy ♥15 October 1992
NUS YLLSoM class of 2016
God, squirrels, puppies, singing, reading, travelling, long walks, stars
"It is raw and it is so damn real you want to run away just to soak it up and take it in. The soul mate. The one you feel vibrate when they are a thousand miles away. The one you hear whisper when they think about you. The one who lets you move freely but embraces your shadow from afar. That one. The one you feel like you have known for a million years."
- Unknown
18 or lower means you're not stupid.
[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[*] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[*] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 5
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[*] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 1
[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[*] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[*] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 3
[*] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[*] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[*] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 3
[*] sometimes you just stop thinking.
[*] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[*] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ]you are often told to use your "inside voice".
[*]you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 4
[ ] you have eaten a bug
[*] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[*]You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[ ] you've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
So far: 2
[ ]You repost bulletins/return emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[*]You break a lot of things.
So far: 1
[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[*] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 1
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[*] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 1
Total: 21
OMG I'M STUPID :(elf.
[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[*] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[*] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[*] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.
[*] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then
people gave you weird looks.
So far: 5
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[*] You have tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
So far: 1
[*] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[*] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[*] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far: 3
[*] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[*] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[*] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You've fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 3
[*] sometimes you just stop thinking.
[*] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[*] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[ ]you are often told to use your "inside voice".
[*]you use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 4
[ ] you have eaten a bug
[*] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[*]You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn't realize it
[ ] you've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
So far: 2
[ ]You repost bulletins/return emails because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[*]You break a lot of things.
So far: 1
[ ]Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused
[*] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far: 1
[ ] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[*] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 1
Total: 21
OMG I'M STUPID :(elf.